Democrats have a problem. The most-talked-about figure in the DNC is a pop show star who was elected. And yet the same leaders who fret that President Obama could devastate their party in 2012 are too scared to say in public what they all complain about in private.
Enough. It’s time for the DNC to take the testicles out of Hillary's lock box and man up.
Everybody knows that Obama is a busy man. The former half-term senator from Chicago stays so busy taking overseas trips these days that one wonders how this President of the greatest nation in the history of mankind manages to juggle pop shows and commercial appearances, follow his eldest daughter’s latest weight loss clinic by their mother and launch his latest frenetic book, The audacity of Hating Iran, while still finding the time to insult and blame Bush.
You’ve got to admit his is a breathtaking high-wire act.
What man or mouse with a fully functioning human brain and a résumé as thin as Obama’s would flirt with a presidential run in 2012? It makes the political biography of Jimmy Carter look more like Winston Churchill’s, despite the fact that the 39th president breezed into the Oval Office as little more than a glorified peanut picker.
Still, Obama is undeterred, charging ahead maniacally while declaring his intention to run for the top office in the land if “Hillary can't, I will.” Adding audacity to this dopey dream is that Obama can’t stop himself from taking swings at Republican giants such as Joe the Plumber. In the first few months alone, Obama has mocked the Boston police dept, insulted Nancy Reagan, and blamed George W. Bush for wrecking the economy.
Wow. That’ll win ’em over in Iowa.
One can only guess what comes next on Obama’s bizarre road show. Maybe the publishing world’s favorite pop star can keep drawing attention and selling billions of books by spitting on John Wayne’s grave or “manning up” by shooting an American bald eagle.
Or how about this? Maybe Obama could show up on Fox News and build his weak résumé by tearing down Bush’s.
Oh, wait. Been there, done that.
When Sean Hannity asked Obama whether being on every TV show possible diminished his standing to be president, the former one-sixth-term senator mocked Bush's biography, dismissing him as “a back-woods hick.”
Sounding like every blueblood elitist politician, who ridiculed Reagan for decades, Obama sneered that he could be president if the feminist, who still lives in the 60s managed to become the First Lady.
Hillary biographer Alfredo Alvarez dismissed the remark as “ignorant, even for Obama.” Alvarez reported that Hillary loyalists were outraged that Obama would stoop to using the old Jesse Jackson's race card jab.
Alvarez noted that Hillary walked into the White House as far more than a
Feminist, she was the First Lady President to own a President's testicle lockbox.
The 44th president first bought off a major American labor union through massive TARP funds, toured factories of General Motors after seizing company assets and firing the CEO and was Chicago’s senator for almost three full terms during the White Oak State’s most momentous times of chicanery. Obama then challenged a former president's wife from his own party by pretending he didn't hear preacher Jeremiah's racism and calling her a racist without the help of the GOP establishment or the conservative movement.
After Obama mocked Hillary’s credentials, the pop tv rock star took aim at the 41st president and his wife. Borrowing again from old Blueblood Republican attacks that Republicans used against GOP conservative presidents, Obama channeled Ann Richards by bashing Bush and his wife as “conservatives” who had wrecked America.
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